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     4  ~ 2014 sep 27parrot jokeTop 10 Best Parrot Jokes#10. A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot . The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500.".
     4  -2 2014 aug 10bettie page quoteTop 10 Best Bettie Page QuotesTop 10 Best Bettie Page Quotes . #10. I don't know what they mean by an icon. I never thought of myself as being that. It seems strange to me. I was just modeling  ...
     5  +7 2014 sep 14dita von teese quotesTop 10 Best Dita Von Teese Quotes#10. Every man wants to be with the American pinup. I want to be her. -- DITA VON TEESE . #9. I know who I am and I've known for a long time. --DITA VON ...
     6  +1 2014 sep 04carl sagan the sky qouteTop 10 Best Carl Sagan QuotesA list of the top ten best Carl Sagan Quotes . ... continuation of our penchant for constructing and testing mental models of the skies ; the Sun as a red-hot stone, ...
     8  -3 2014 aug 22yoda no tryTop 10 Best Yoda QuotesA list of the top ten best Yoda quotes. ... Top 10 Wisest Yoda Quotes ... Try not. Do , or do not. There is no try . -- YODA , Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes ...
     8  +1 2014 aug 19star trek jokesTop 10 Best Star Trek JokesA list of the top ten best Star Trek jokes . Ever. ... RELATED LINKS. Top 10 Star Trek Knock Knock Jokes · Star Trek Trivia · Star Trek: Enterprise Quotes.
     9  -3 2014 sep 30waiting for godot quotesTop 10 Best Waiting for Godot QuotesA list of the top 10 best quotes from Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot .
     9  +1 2014 sep 24marlowe love quotesTop 10 Best Christopher Marlowe QuotesA list of the top 10 best Christopher Marlowe quotes . ... Marlowe Quotes · Christopher Marlowe Monologues ... Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
     9  +1 2014 aug 28star wars jokesTop 10 Best Star Wars JokesA list of the top ten best Star Wars jokes . ... RELATED LINKS. Top 10 Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes · Star Wars Trivia · Star Wars: The Clone Wars Quotes.
     9  -3 2014 aug 03yoda quotes tryA list of the top ten best Yoda quotes . ... Star Wars: The Clone Wars Quotes ... Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try . -- YODA , Star Wars Episode V: The Empire ...
     9  -1 2014 jul 27lisa simpson quotesTop 10 Best Lisa Simpson Quotes#10. I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together. LISA SIMPSON , The Simpsons. #9.
     10  +3 2014 sep 29monet quotes on artTop 10 Best Claude Monet QuotesTop 10 best Claude Monet quotes . ... Top 10 Best Vincent Van Gogh Quotes ... People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to ...
     10  -2 2014 aug 24celine dion quotesTop 10 Best Celine Dion QuotesTop 10 Best Celine Dion Quotes . #10. I started at 5 years old in the kitchen table with my family supporting me. I know where I'm from and I know exactly where ...
     10  -2 2014 jul 22hope parrot in turkyA list of the top ten best parrot jokes. ... As he was paying for the parrot , he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this ... "By the way, what did the TURKEY DO?" #1.
     11  -4 2014 aug 18star wars joke
     11  -3 2014 aug 10quotes from yodaA list of the top ten best Yoda quotes . ... Top 10 Wisest Yoda Quotes · Star Wars Trivia · Star Wars: The Clone Wars Quotes · Star Wars Crossword · Top 10 Best ...
     12  -2 2014 aug 17star wars quotes yoda#10. When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmm? -- YODA , Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. #9. On many long journeys ...
     12  -3 2014 jul 31best bible proverbsTop 10 Best Biblical Proverbs#10. When a man walks in integrity and justice, happy are his children after him. - - PROVERBS 20:7. #9. Truthful lips endure forever, the lying tongue, for only a ...
     13  -2 2014 sep 07charlie sheen warlock quoteTop 10 Best Charlie Sheen QuotesA list of the top 10 best Charlie Sheen quotes . ... I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks .
     14  -2 2014 sep 13piggy dog jokeTop 10 Best Pig JokesA list of the top 10 best pig jokes . ... Top 10 Best Dog Jokes · Top 10 Best Elephant ... It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth. #4. What do ...
     14  -3 2014 aug 20best christmas jokesTop 10 Best Christmas JokesTop 10 Best Christmas Jokes . #10. What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time? Merry Christmas to ewe! #9. Why does Santa always go down the ...
     14  -5 2014 aug 17funny apple jokesTop 10 Best Apple Jokes#10. Why did the apple go to the doctor? He felt rotten to the core! #9. What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar? Leaf me alone! #8. How do you hide  ...
     16  -4 2014 aug 06top knock knock jokesTop 10 Best Knock Knock Jokes#10. Knock , Knock . Who's there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole! #9. Knock , Knock . Who's there? Hatch! Hatch who? Bless you, but please ...
     17  -3 2014 aug 16best knock knock joke
     18  -7 2014 aug 02whitney houston quotesTop 10 Best Whitney Houston Quotes#10. God gave me a voice to sing with, and when you have that, what other gimmick is there? -- WHITNEY HOUSTON . #9. I just wanted to be normal. I wanted to ...
     19  -4 2014 sep 24zimbabwe sayings quotesTop 10 Best African Proverbs-- ZIMBABWEAN PROVERB. #8. It is the chef who knows the contents of the pot the best. --SOUTH AFRICAN PROVERB. #7. When the bush is on fire, the ...
     19  -11 2014 jul 16paul mccartney quotesTop 10 Best Paul McCartney QuotesTop 10 Best Paul McCartney Quotes . #10. I knew the words to 25 rock songs, so I got in the group. "Long Tall Sally" and "Tutti-Frutti," that got me in. That was my ...
     21  -8 2014 aug 07great knock knock jokesList of the top ten best knock knock jokes . ... 10 Best Star Trek Knock Knock Jokes · Top 10 Harry Potter Knock Knock Jokes · Knock Knock Jokes · Funny Stories.
     21  -7 2014 aug 06worlds best christmas jokes#10. What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time? Merry Christmas to ewe ! #9. Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him! #8.
     21  -12 2014 jul 24best party gamesTop 10 Best Party GamesTop 10 Best Party Games . #10. Twenty Questions. HOW TO PLAY: Choose one person to start. This person must think of an object. Other players may then ask ...
     21  -11 2014 jul 20harry potter jokeTop 10 Best Harry Potter JokesA list of the top ten best Harry Potter jokes . ... Top 10 Harry Potter Knock Knock Jokes · Harry Potter Trivia · Harry Potter Crossword · Harry Potter Quotes.
     23  -6 2014 oct 02santa claus jokesTop 10 Best Santa Claus Jokes#10. What do Santa's elves learn in school? The Elf-abet! #9. If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus. #8.
     23  -8 2014 aug 21quotes on disciplineTop 10 Best Discipline Quotes#10. Discipline is the refining fire by which talent becomes ability. --ROY SMITH. #9. To live a disciplined life, and to accept the result of that discipline as the will ...
     23  ~ 2014 aug 09my pam an quoTop 10 Best Pam Tillis QuotesA list of the top 10 best Pam Tillis quotes . ... Top 10 Best Martina McBride Quotes ... My music, my family, everything just came into a lot sharper focus. -- PAM  ...
     23  -12 2014 aug 04best lawyer jokesTop 10 Best Lawyer JokesTop 10 Best Lawyer Jokes . #10. Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every ...
     24  -15 2014 aug 08pamela anderson quotesTop 10 Best Pamela Anderson QuotesTop 10 Best Pamela Anderson Quotes . #10. I laugh when I end up on the worst- dressed lists. I'm not trying to be fashionable. I know I'm kind of a cartoon ...
     25  -16 2014 aug 05tori amos quotesTop 10 Best Tori Amos Quotes#10. I think you have to know who you are. Get to know the monster that lives in your soul. -- TORI AMOS . #9. The hardest is to be able to hold the spiritual in one  ...
     26  -14 2014 aug 26jk rowling quotesTop 10 Best J. K. Rowling QuotesTop 10 Best J. K. Rowling Quotes . #10. I just write what I wanted to write. I write what amuses me. It's totally for myself. I never in my wildest dreams expected this  ...
     26  -13 2014 aug 23michelle obama quotesTop 10 Best Michelle Obama QuotesTop 10 Best Michelle Obama Quotes . #10. The arts are not just a nice thing to have or to do if there is free time or if one can afford it. Rather, paintings and poetry ...
     28  +8 2014 sep 22funny quotes rob pattinsonTop 10 Best Robert Pattinson QuotesA list of the top 10 best Robert Pattinson quotes .
     28  -10 2014 aug 23george bush jokesTop 10 Best George W. Bush Jokes#10. In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy. --CRAIG KILBORN. #9. Bush fell off his bike  ...
     29  ~ 2014 sep 27futurama quotesTop 10 Best Futurama QuotesTop 10 Best Futurama Quotes . #10. LEELA: Impressive. They're busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate. BENDER: I believe that qualifies as ill. At least  ...
     29  -12 2014 jul 25johnny cash quotesTop 10 Best Johnny Cash Quotes#10. Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. -- JOHNNY CASH . #9. Now I taught the weeping willow how to cry,
     31  -15 2014 aug 22minnie mouse quotesTop 10 Best Mickey Mouse JokesA list of the top 10 best Mickey Mouse jokes. ... Top 10 Best Walt Disney Quotes ... What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening?
     32  -13 2014 aug 25barack obama jokesTop 10 Best Barack Obama JokesTop 10 Best Barack Obama Jokes . #10. President Obama says that he prays every night before bed. Or as Fox News reported, "Obama in Daily Talks With Allah.
     33  -7 2014 aug 30old age jokesTop 10 Best Old Age JokesTop 10 Best Old Age Jokes . #10. Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized ...
     34  -8 2014 jul 31polar bears eat penguinsTop 10 Best Penguin JokesA list of the top 10 best penguin jokes. ... Top 10 Funniest Penguin Jokes · Top 10 Best Elephant Jokes ... Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins ? They can't get ...
     35  +9 2014 sep 12the cowboy's wishTop 10 Best Cowboy JokesA cowboys is captured by a tribe of fierce Indians, but considering themselves civilized savages, they offer to grant him three wishes before they scalp him.
     38  -21 2014 sep 03flirty knock knock jokes
     39  +4 2014 sep 02albert camus quotesTop 10 Best Albert Camus Quotes#10. Should I kill myself or have a cup of coffee? -- ALBERT CAMUS . #9. A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession. -- ALBERT CAMUS .
     39  +8 2014 aug 03rick santorum kansasTop 10 Best Rick Santorum JokesRick Santorum today won the Kansas caucuses beating Mitt Romney by 30 percent. Santorum was expected to do well in Kansas because it's also a giant ...
     40  -21 2014 jul 28bed quote marilynTop 10 Best Marilyn Monroe QuotesA list of the top 10 best Marilyn Monroe quotes . ... Top 10 Best Scarlett Johansson Quotes · Top 10 Best Jessica Alba ... What do I wear in bed ? Why, Chanel No.
     40  -12 2014 jul 19honesty quotes and sayingsTop 10 Best Honesty Quotes#10. An honest man's the noblest work of God. --ALEXANDER POPE. #9. Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind. --AUSTIN O' ...
     41  +4 2014 jul 19simpson dead endTop 10 Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes#10. Just pick a dead end and chill out till you die. HOMER SIMPSON , "Lisa Simpson , This Isn't Your Life," The Simpsons . #9. I've got three kids and no money.
     43  +3 2014 sep 20alice in wonmderland carroll quotesTop 10 Best Alice in Wonderland Quotes#10. Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it. --LEWIS CARROLL , Alice's Adventures in Wonderland , Chapter 9. #9. If you drink much from a bottle marked  ...
     43  +58 2014 sep 15fame quotesTop 10 Best Fame Quotes#10. Fame has also this great drawback, that if we pursue it, we must direct our lives so as to please the fancy of men. --BARUCH SPINOZA. #9. Fame is only ...
     43  -30 2014 aug 24donald trump quotesTop 10 Best Donald Trump Quotes#10. The beauty of me is that I'm very rich. -- DONALD TRUMP . #9. I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. --DONALD  ...
     45  -15 2014 sep 23famous twilight saga quotesTop 10 Best Twilight Series QuotesA list of the top 10 best quotes from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series .
     45  +4 2014 aug 28riker star trekTop 10 Best William Riker QuotesA list of the top 10 best William Riker quotes from Star Trek : The Next Generation.
     45  -21 2014 aug 21movie wedding toastsTop 10 Best Wedding ToastsTop 10 Best Wedding Toasts . #10. My greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from ...
     46  -6 2014 sep 30specialization is for insectsTop 10 Best Robert A. Heinlein QuotesSpecialization is for insects . --ROBERT A. HEINLEIN. #8. They didn't want it good , they wanted it Wednesday. --ROBERT A. HEINLEIN. #7. Being right too soon ...
     46  -31 2014 aug 31jolene blalock xTop 10 Best Jolene Blalock Quotes#10. Of course, I'm full Vulcan, whereas Spock was half human, so I'm a superior species. -- JOLENE BLALOCK . #9. Thinking about STAR TREK not being on ...
     46  -13 2014 aug 21best simpson quotesTop 10 Best Homer Simpson QuotesA list of the top ten best Homer Simpson quotes . ... Top 10 Stupidest Homer Simpson Quotes · Top 10 Best Homer Simpson Bacon Quotes · Homer Simpson.
     47  -17 2014 sep 02george patton quotesTop 10 Best George S. Patton Quotes#10. If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -- GEORGE S. PATTON . #9. Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man.
     47  -19 2014 jul 30short doctor jokesTop 10 Best Doctor JokesA list of the top 10 best doctor jokes . ... A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: " Doctor, I have an ear ache." 2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is ...
     48  -7 2014 aug 13homer simpson quotesTop 10 Best Homer Simpson Bacon QuotesA list of the top 10 best Homer Simpson bacon quotes .
     49  +12 2014 aug 15great gatsby quotesTop 10 Best Great Gatsby Quotes#10. There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind. --F. SCOTT FITZGERALD, The Great Gatsby . #9. One thing's sure and nothing's surer. The rich ...
     50  -27 2014 aug 05star trek birthday quoteA list of the top ten best Yoda quotes . ... Star Wars Trivia · Star Wars: The Clone Wars Quotes · Star Wars Crossword ... Top 10 Best Star Trek Jokes · Top 10 Best  ...
     51  -18 2014 aug 22meredith grey quotesTop 10 Best Grey's Anatomy Quotes-- MEREDITH GREY . #9. There's an old proverb that says you can't choose your family. You take what the fates hand you. And like them or not, love them or not, ...
     52  -28 2014 sep 26top 10 love quotesTop 10 Best Love Quotes# 10 . The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end. --BENJAMIN DISRAELI. #9. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the ...
     52  -34 2014 aug 13harry potter jokes
     52  -23 2014 aug 13loud mouth guy parrotA man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot . The shop ... He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when a loud cried out: "Jesus is ... Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
     53  -29 2014 aug 23elizabeth taylor quotesTop 10 Best Elizabeth Taylor Quotes#10. Success is a great deodorant. -- ELIZABETH TAYLOR . #9. I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands. For me, life happened, just as it ...
     53  -17 2014 aug 18sigmund freud quotesTop 10 Best Sigmund Freud QuotesTop 10 Best Sigmund Freud Quotes . #10. The conscious mind may be compared to a fountain playing in the sun and falling back into the great subterranean ...
     54  -30 2014 aug 30michael jackson quoteTop 10 Best Michael Jackson QuotesTop 10 Best Michael Jackson Quotes . #10. I remember going to the record studio and there was a park across the street and I'd see all the children playing and I ...
     54  -12 2014 aug 24trick or treat jokeTop 10 Best Halloween JokesA list of the top ten best Halloween jokes . Ever.
     54  -34 2014 aug 15knock knoc joke
     55  -3 2014 sep 24newt gingrich federal reserveTop 10 Best Newt Gingrich JokesA list of the top 10 best Newt Gingrich jokes. ... The candidates all have their position on the Federal Reserve . Ron Paul is anti-Fed. Mitt Romney is pro-Fed.
     55  +27 2014 sep 14dr house quotesTop 10 Best House M.D. Quotes#10. Labs, schmabs. A good diagnostician reads between the labs. -- DR . GREGORY HOUSE . #9. Okay, fine. I'll father your child. But first you gotta write me a ...
     56  -21 2014 aug 27jerry seinfeld wikiTop 10 Best Jerry Seinfeld Quotes#10. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? -- JERRY SEINFELD . #9. I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin ...
     58  -16 2014 sep 01quotes about texasTop 10 Best Texas QuotesTop 10 Best Texas Quotes . #10. I'd rather be a fencepost in Texas , than the king of Tennessee. --CHRIS WALL. #9. I just want Texas to be number one in ...
     58  +22 2014 aug 12top bible versesTop 10 Best Bible VersesTop 10 Best Bible Verses . #10. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such ...
     58  -17 2014 jul 17pablo picasso quotesTop 10 Best Pablo Picasso Quotes#10. It is not what the artist does that counts. But what he is. -- PABLO PICASSO . # 9. The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
     59  -38 2014 aug 09erma bombeck quotesTop 10 Best Erma Bombeck QuotesTop 10 Best Erma Bombeck Quotes . #10. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve ...
     59  -28 2014 jul 21john wayne famous linesTop 10 Best John Wayne Quotes#10. I'm the stuff men are made of! -- JOHN WAYNE . #9. Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. -- JOHN WAYNE . #8. I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate.
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