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     1  ~ 2014 aug 28energy free adsYeah, We Think This One Weird ' Free Energy ' Ad Is Crap, Also Too One of the many fine things about Yr Wonkette is that we are happy to take money from mindless jerks and then say they should be the first ...
     1  ~ 2014 aug 10barack obama sidewaysDaily Caller Gets Journalistic Scoop Of The Century: Obama's That's too bad, but at least it makes room among your pixels for this SHATTERING expose: Barack Obama's signature, if you turn it sideways  ...
     1  ~ 2014 jul 23joe arpaio birtherJoe Arpaio's Birther Investigation So Secret Not Even Joe Arpaio For a few short hours, it appeared that Birther Hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio had confirmed that he'd assigned two full-time detectives to some aspect ...
     1  +1 2014 jul 18solyndra false emailIRSgate joins Solyndragate and Benghazigate in Fake Scandal IRSgate joins Solyndragate and Benghazigate in Fake Scandal Heaven ..... TeaParty Rep Steve Pearce sent out the following email , in which ...
     2  -1 2014 sep 08liberalism shapiroLet Ben Shapiro Explain To You How Liberalism Killed Phillip Ladies and gentlemen, Conservative Thought Leader Ben Shapiro has some Thoughts on the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman. See, we ...
     2  ~ 2014 sep 01ron paul hates jewsRon Paul Doesn't Hate Jews , He Just Speaks To Groups That Hate Ron Paul is scheduled to be the keynote speaker for a Sept. 11 conference sponsored by The Fatima Center, a rightwing “radical traditionalist” ...
     2  -1 2014 jul 28rand paul toupeeHere We Made You These Pictures Of The Back Of Rand Paul's Also, we will have some Thoughts on Rand Paul's Dumb Bullshit Not A ... Here is Rand Paul's head again. .... Can you confirm it's a toupee ?
     3  ~ 2014 oct 02arbeit macht freiWalmart: 'Work Makes You Free.' It's Prettier In The Original German Just sellin' inspirational posters featuring the gates of Dachau and their famously inspiring motto “ Arbeit Macht Frei ,” or “Work Makes You Free,” ...
     3  +5 2014 sep 20angle nevadaSharron Angle Pretty Sure She Is The Senior Senator From Nevada Ah, but Angle has a great idea to clean up Nevada elections from all this fraud she's pretty sure is happening despite any actual evidence.
     3  ~ 2014 sep 16where was obama bornWND: Barack Obama Was Not Born In America Or Even At All In the years since President Obama first usurped the White House, we have come to expect a certain level of sophistication to the reasons why ...
     3  ~ 2014 sep 10jan brewer naziJan Brewer's Dad Did Not Die 'Fighting the Nazis ,' No Matter What Okay, so Nazis should be hunted like Mexicans are hunted? This is starting to make sense — especially to Jan Brewer , who knows quite a lot ...
     3  -2 2014 sep 06pay phones goneWhere Have All the Payphones Gone ? | WonketteThere are no more payphones . I walked around for fifteen minutes and couldn't find any. Exasperated, I asked a cop where the nearest ...
     3  +1 2014 aug 31sarah palin pacGuess How Much More Sarah Palin's SarahPAC Spent On Then let us head over to OpenSecrets.org and check on what Sarah Palin's SarahPAC is up to lately, as reported to the tyrants of the FEC.
     3  +98 2014 aug 25dfw air gun enthusiastsTed Nugent's Wife Accidentally Second Amendments DFW Airport Ted Nugent's Wife Accidentally Second Amendments DFW Airport .... Why is it that we never see responsible gun owners in the news? Reply.
     3  +1 2014 aug 25al jazeera comcast marylandAl Jazeera In America: Channel 375 On DirecTV, 9410 On Dish, 275 Link TV is running the English-language Al Jazeera feed on DirecTV 375 and Dish 9419. Comcast DC is one of the very few cable systems in ...
     3  +2 2014 aug 22sarah palin super pac31, 2013, Sarah Palin's SarahPAC has given a total of $5,000 to ... does not believe in making “takers” take her money, from her superpac .
     3  +6 2014 aug 21wendi deng gold diggerOh Yeah, Rupert Murdoch's Wife Wendi Deng Was Absolutely The woman was Wendi Deng Murdoch, the Chinese wife of the Australian media mogul .... As far as gold diggers go, she ranks among the best.
     3  ~ 2014 aug 19work makes you freeWalmart: ' Work Makes You Free .' It's Prettier In The Original German Just sellin' inspirational posters featuring the gates of Dachau and their famously inspiring motto “Arbeit Macht Frei,” or “ Work Makes You Free ,” ...
     3  ~ 2014 aug 18arbeit mach frei
     3  +2 2014 jul 16randy hopper duiRecalled Wisconsin State Senator Sobs During DUI Case - WonketteRandy Hopper totally cried in court, like Darrell Issa, a known crybaby, ... + Wisconsin+State+Senator+Sobs+During+ DUI +Case%3A+I+Was+ ...
     4  +2 2014 sep 30sarah palin star of davidSarah Palin Wearing Star of David , Is a Jew Now Or Something Sarah Palin made one of her usual appearances on the long-running fictional soap opera Fox News Channel yesterday, live via satellite from ...
     4  ~ 2014 sep 19dennis prager stupidFinally, Dennis Prager Is Here To Share His Dumb Feels About The Finally, Dennis Prager Is Here To Share His Dumb Feels About The Redskins. Share0 Tweet0 Share0. by snipy. Jul 01 10:35 am 2014. and talks and talks and  ...
     4  ~ 2014 sep 01busy bees gunsGun Fun: Our Responsible Gun Owners Have Been Busy Bees Good golly, there's a whole lot of shootin' going on! America's Responsible Gun Owners have been keeping the peace all on their lonesome, ...
     4  -3 2014 aug 31halloween picture of obamaVA GOPers Send Charming Halloween Picture of Obama Shot In The prankster Republican Committee officials of Loudoun County, Virginia decided to invite families to their local Halloween parade this year ...
     4  ~ 2014 aug 30buy for funBurger King Tries To Buy A Canadian Coffee Store For Fun And ProfitThis weekend, Burger King announced that it was negotiating to buy Canadian coffee-and-donut shop Tim Horton's. Tim Horton's says it wants ...
     4  +1 2014 aug 07glenn beck crazyGlenn Beck Sorta Sorry About How He Destroyed America Even Remember when semi-professional terrible person Glenn Beck had a real job on Fox News, before Fox decided he was too crazy even for Fox ...
     4  ~ 2014 jul 19target latest locationsTarget Stores Are The Latest Lucky Hosts Of Open Carry Texas IdiotsThe Open Carry Texas people carried their stupid long guns into Target this weekend.
     5  +5 2014 sep 10thaddeus mccotter for presidentThe Totally True And 100 Percent Not Fictional Resignation Letter Of You guys, we are starting to worry about former vanity presidential ..... Thad McCotter's short-lived presidential run fizzled last year, the Livonia ...
     5  -2 2014 sep 09gerard depardieu fatGerard Depardieu Pees On France | WonketteThat's right, France, your gain (of having Gerard Depardieu move to Belgium) is ..... Frankly, the miserable fat Belgian bastards deserve him.
     5  +13 2014 sep 03gohmert american jobs actChildish Republican Gleefully Steals ' American Jobs Act ' Title From This means that technically speaking, the name “ American Jobs Act ” did not yet exist in the files, because the Democrats are losers. Gohmert  ...
     5  +32 2014 aug 27occupy wall street champaigneHere's the Video of Those Wall Streeters Drinking Champagne Here's the Video of Those Wall Streeters Drinking Champagne Above ... the Occupy Wall Street occupation, here's the actual video of the Wall ...
     5  ~ 2014 aug 25exciting for womenRepublicans Will Win All The Lady Votes With Exciting ... - WonketteWhich is why all women who really care about their families will be excited about a party that opposes fair pay, opposes an increase in the ...
     5  ~ 2014 aug 24jake and joyce cherryTony Blair Denies Putting His Danglybits In Wendi Deng Murdoch's When Deng was living with Jake and Joyce Cherry during her studies in the United States, Joyce Cherry discovered her husband Jake was ...
     5  +1 2014 aug 23talking lady for websiteHerman Cain's Website Still So Offended That A Lady Talked About We have to admit we had completely forgotten about Herman Cain after his 2012 flameout, but it looks like he has a website where people who ...
     5  +3 2014 aug 22every penny sean hannitySean Hannity Leaving New York Because Mean Gov. Cuomo Sean Hannity has announced that he will be leaving his home state of New ... all of my money with me – every single solitary penny ,” he added.
     5  ~ 2014 aug 19joe scarborough divorceJoe Scarborough Divorce Papers Confirm Joe ... - WonketteOhey look! Unrepentant sexist bag of douche Joe Scarborough is getting divorced . Awww. Couldn't happen to a more dickish but VERY ...
     5  +2 2014 aug 14deborah jeane palfreyRead 'D.C. Madam' Deborah Jeane Palfrey's Suicide Note | WonketteMaking a sadder story just a little bit sadder still, today the cops have revealed D.C. Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey's suicide note. Instead of ...
     5  ~ 2014 aug 13hands mixed race datingSwiffer Being A Traitor To The White Race Again, We Guess On the other hand , apart from posting enough racist idiocy to get the .... the Master Race guys would be if they showed a mixed - race couple where .... it's starcrossed, hopeless romance with a woman and starts dating a broom!
     5  +1 2014 jul 29rush limbaugh marriagesRush Limbaugh's Hot 35-Year-Old Fourth Wife So Mad You Guys RUSH LIMBAUGH MARRIAGE ON THE ROCKS modestly whispers the National Enquirer headline on its miserable website. And insiders ...
     5  +2 2014 jul 24rick santorum miscarriageWhy He Runs: Rick Santorum's Own 'Fetus Jar' Story - WonketteIt's been some time since Rick Santorum has been relevant to politics ... Sure, a miscarriage is a sad and rather strange experience for anyone ...
     5  +1 2014 jul 17obama japanese commercialObama Hits Weird- Japanese - Commercial Portion of PresidencyThis week, Barack Obama went over to Asia to see what happens when a model minority owns an entire continent. He obvs already knew, ...
     5  +1 2014 jul 17obama in japanese commercial
     6  ~ 2014 sep 23saul alinskyWingnuts Find Hillary Clinton's Love Letters To Saul Alinsky , Lenin The Beacon has found Hillary Clinton's letters to noted Communist mole Saul Alinsky ! Well, one letter, actually. But Alinsky's secretary wrote ...
     6  ~ 2014 sep 15mercedes johnston nsfwLevi Johnston Now An Internet Pistachiomonger | WonketteLevi Johnston Now An Internet Pistachiomonger ..... Move Over Mercedes Benz- Mario Kart 8 To Get Massive DLC Featuring New Courses and ...
     6  +57 2014 sep 12ben steinBen Stein : But Didn't You See Michael Brown Was BLACK? | WonketteAnd this, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the great intellects of the right: Ben Goddamned Stein is so certain that Trayvon Martin needed to be ...
     6  +8 2014 sep 10new website launch institutionConservatives Launch New Website To Take Down Institutional Left Well this will be fun! Noodle-brained jackanape Ben Shapiro is teaming up with crankypants David Horowitz to launch something called ...
     6  +2 2014 aug 25wendi murdoch gold diggerThe woman was Wendi Deng Murdoch, the Chinese wife of the Australian media ..... As far as gold diggers go, she ranks among the best.
     6  +1 2014 aug 13janine turner northern exposureJanine Turner Built That: Wingnut Northern Exposure Actress's Blast Famous 1990s actress Janine Turner (“ Northern Exposure ,” “The Night of the White Pants”) has joined the other most famous lady GOPer, ...
     6  +1 2014 aug 06larry klayman child supportJudicial Watch Founder/Clinton Nemesis Larry Klayman Might Have Larry Klayman , who made his bones with Judicial Watch, which was constantly suing Bill
     6  +4 2014 jul 21write christian textbooksThings You Can Learn In A Christian High School Textbook , For Girls, you should be mommies, and maybe you could write poems. ... -part-i Things+You+Can+Learn+In+A+ Christian +High+School+ Textbook % ...
     6  +44 2014 jul 19jon stewart videoJon stewart thinks sarah palin's 'time to impeach' clock is off ( video )Having just come off his break, Jon Stewart is still catching up with some stuff that we've already covered, like f'rinstance Sarah Palin's big Let's ...
     7  ~ 2014 oct 02gina castro pinkmermaidRush Limbaugh, Naturally, Is Very Concerned About Why Barack ... listing Michelle Knight, Gina DeJesus, and Amanda Berry as dependents, we will be happy to give that a listen. ... The Castro brothers are Latino, and working- class, and at least one of them is a ... Tadashi Shoji Textured Lace Mermaid GownNordstrom.com ... Avon Walk Youth Pink T-shirtShop.avon.com.
     7  +82 2014 sep 03doktor 7Doktor Zoom | WonketteAuthor Archives: Doktor Zoom. Full Name: Doktor Zoom Website: Info: Doktor Zoom
     7  +94 2014 sep 03fetusDallas Police Launch Manhunt After Miscarried Fetus Found In High You'll never get anywhere with that de- fetus attitude Big excitement at Woodrow Wilson High School in Dallas, where a fetus was found in a ...
     7  ~ 2014 sep 01new york times newsAt The New York Times , A Slow News Day | WonketteThe big breaking news of the morning, we guess, is the St. Louis Rams' cutting Michael Sam, and if you read the New York Times for sports ...
     7  ~ 2014 sep 01shawn michael brownStupidest Man On Internet Proves Michael Brown Autopsy - WonketteShawn Parcells surrenders to the Gateway Pundit posse ... He says lawyers for the family of Michael Brown contacted him because of his ...
     7  +5 2014 aug 24champs black friday' Black Friday ' Champs Walk Over Dying Man To Buy Target Crap ' Black Friday ' Champs Walk Over Dying Man To Buy Target Crap. 2012 can't come quick enough. by Wonkette Jr. Nov 26 11:33 pm 2011. 'God I hate this ...
     7  ~ 2014 aug 17thomas friedman booksObama Can't Finish Awful Tom Friedman Book , Either | Wonkette2 on the president's list was Tom Friedman's environmental ... Obama was reading the same book , talking about it, even quoting from it a year ...
     7  -1 2014 aug 17michele bachmann crazyMichele Bachmann Is Either Crazy Stupid Or Stupid Crazy Or Both We sure will miss Michele Bachmann , Empress of Crazytown, when she leaves the House of Representatives to more intimately torture the ...
     7  +22 2014 aug 15homescholer sign for perryWhatever You Are Thinking Right Now, It Counts As Making Fun Of Did you know there was a Rick Perry -Sarah Palin rally? Can you tell ...... These 5 Signs Warn You That Cancer Is Starting Inside Your Body.
     7  -1 2014 aug 09michelle malkin hotMichelle Malkin Too Hot for O'Reilly Factor | WonketteThe triangular parry-thrust between conservative commentator Michelle Malkin , Geraldo Rivera and Bill O'Reilly — who for the first time in his ...
     7  ~ 2014 jul 23jack booted thugsLet's All Help This Sad Bundy Ranch Supporter I.D. The Jackbooted Let's All Help This Sad Bundy Ranch Supporter I.D. The Jackbooted Thugs , And More In Our Bundy Ranch (Cattle) Roundup, Yeehaw!
     7  +33 2014 jul 21tea party jesusTea Party Jesus Likes Income Inequality Just Fine, Says WingnutTea party leaders Rick Scarborough and Howard Kagoolian agree Jesus would not like attempts to reduce income inequality, because the ...
     8  ~ 2014 oct 01awkward mtv arabiaNew Arabic MTV To Be Awkward | WonketteAccording to the textbook definition of “cultural hegemony,” MTV Arabia launched this weekend in an attempt to show Middle Eastern youths ...
     8  -1 2014 sep 26manhunt owner contributed to mccainManhunt Chairman Resigns Over McCain Contribution | WonketteManhunt Chairman Resigns Over McCain Contribution . Share0 Tweet0 Share0. by Sara K. Smith. Aug 19 12:29 pm 2008. Batman is not pleased There is a little ...
     8  -3 2014 sep 25sarah palin usaSarah Palin Also Has a Secret Twitter Account So She Can Follow The account followed SarahPalinUSA first, of course. It also follows the Drudge Report and Newt Gingrich. It didn't have any followers of its own ...
     8  -3 2014 sep 22donald trumps wifeDonald Trump And His Wife Are Awful And Their Son Tastes Like Melania Trump , model, businesswoman and wife of Donald Trump , doesn't cut corners when it comes to raising her son, Barron. When it ...
     8  ~ 2014 sep 21make you freeWalmart: 'Work Makes You Free .' It's Prettier In The Original German Just sellin' inspirational posters featuring the gates of Dachau and their famously inspiring motto “Arbeit Macht Frei,” or “Work Makes You Free ,” ...
     8  +1 2014 sep 10sarah facebookSarah Palin Has Secret 'Lou Sarah ' Facebook Account To Praise Sarah Palin has apparently created a second Facebook account with her Gmail address so that this fake “Lou Sarah ” person can praise the ...
     8  +63 2014 aug 12laura ingraham cross'Please Stop Laughing At Laura Ingraham ' — Laura ... - WonketteLaura Ingraham will not stand for your mockery of the death of an ..... seriously unless she is wearing her neckless with the jebus cross . Reply.
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