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 1  ~ babson.usDeep Thoughts by Jack Handy - babson.usDeep Thoughts by Jack Handy . When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
 2  -1 deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com
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Jack Handy quotesJack Handy quotes, Jack , Handy , author, authors, writer, writers, people, famous people. ... Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches. Popularity: Jack ...
 4  -2 wikipedia.org
Jack Handey - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaIn April 1984, National Lampoon published the first of Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts . Additional Deep Thoughts appeared in the ...
 5  +96 boche.net
Deep Thoughts - Boche.netDEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handy . If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. If trees could scream, would we ...
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 8  -3 listoftheday.blogspot.com
List Of The Day: Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey Of The DayDeep Thoughts By Jack Handey Of The Day. Two dozen of my favorites. 24) Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the ...
 9  -2 wikiquote.org
Jack Handey - WikiquoteJack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is most famous for his Deep Thoughts , a large corpus of surrealistic one-liner jokes. Deep ...
 10  +8 quotes.net
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts QuotesJack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts , a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as ...
 11  ~ amazon.com
Deep Thoughts : Jack Handey : 9780425133651: Amazon.com: BooksDeep Thoughts [ Jack Handey ] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A unique collection of Handey's Deep Thoughts --irreverent observations ...
 13  +9 mit.edu
Deep Thoughts -------------- By Jack Handey - MITDeep Thoughts -------------- By Jack Handey It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs. Dad always thought laughter ...
 14  +12 guyism.com
21 of the most memorable Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey quotes " Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey " was a staple of comedy for many of us years ago, so in our ongoing quest to pay homage to the popular ...
 15  -5 ufl.edu
" Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy" Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy . I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when ...
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21 of the most memorable Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey quotesFor the funniest and most memorable Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey quotes be sure to make Guyism.com your one and only destination.
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 19  +6 some-guy.com
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 20  -1 twitter.com
Jack Handey (jackhandey) on TwitterThe latest from Jack Handey (@jackhandey). Deep Thoughts . Manhattan.
 21  ~ texasmonthly.com
Deep Thoughts About Me | Texas MonthlyIs that your real name? I thought Jack Handey was a made-up name. Jack Handey is a made-up name. It was made up by my parents when I was born. However ...
 22  +18 harvard.edu
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey [SNL] I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves. -- Deep ...
 23  +8 faqs.org
Saturday Night Live FAQ: Deep Thoughts - Internet FAQ ArchivesEDU> for sending me Deep Thoughts collections. * DEEP THOUGHTS * by Jack Handey If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the ...
 24  -1 abuddhistlibrary.com
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey - A Buddhist LibraryDeep Thoughts by Jack Handey . Genius or a mad man? It is for you to decide... Here are some quotes from Jack Handey, a television comedy writer, who spent ...
 25  +8 studio360.org
Studio 360 - June is Jack Handey Month (and so is July) - Studio 360In the pantheon of "Saturday Night Live" segments, " Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey " are legendary. Well, now Jack Handey has written his own legend.
 26  -10 huffingtonpost.com
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey - Huffington PostMy friend Vicky just sent me a big list of those famous " Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey "; I picked my favorites. Very funny. -MT Don't Miss a ...
 27  +74 amazon.ca
Deep Thoughts : Jack Handey : 9780425133651: Books - Amazon.caA unique collection of Handey's " Deep Thoughts "--irreverent observations on life as seen on Saturday Night Live. An Emmy Award-winner and co-producer of ...
 28  -4 nytimes.com
Jack Handey Is the Envy of Every Comedy Writer in America The man behind “ Deep Thoughts ” and the quest for the one true joke.
 29  +72 amazon.co.uk
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 30  +4 complex.com
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey | ComplexAir Date: 1/19/91. Starring: Jack Handey With sweet nuggets of wisdom, like “It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man,” what wasn't  ...
 31  +10 pinterest.com
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 32  -2 pixeljoint.com
Jack Handey Quotes - PixelJointJack Handey , Deep Thoughts . Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to ...
 33  -6 radford.edu
deepThoughts .many - Radford UniversityFrom the " Deep Thoughts" (by Jack Handey ) 1995 one-a-day calendar # # A comment field notes the date every monday. Saturday/sunday quotes are # on a  ...
 34  -5 goodreads.com
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey — Reviews, Discussion, Bookclubs Deep Thoughts has 964 ratings and 61 reviews. Jason said: There was a time when Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy was the only part of SNL's hour and a half ...
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Jack Handey picks your best Deep Thoughts | Day 6 with Brent Comedian Jack Handey is most best known for his series of " Deep Thoughts " that aired on Saturday Night Live in the 1990s. He joined us for a ...
 36  -4 splitsider.com
Talking to Jack Handey About His New Novel 'The Stench - SplitsiderIt's almost sad to read one of his signature Deep Thoughts , because you know ... The Jack Handey character, or what I call the Deep Thoughts  ...
 37  ~ qliner.comDeepThoughts - Quotefreak Quotations CommunityRandom " Deep Thought by Jack Handey ": If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, ...
 38  ~ atomicnews.netDeep thoughts by Jack Handey - AtomicNews.netDeep thoughts by Jack Handey . My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one "swollen" shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake. Normally I don't ...
 39  -3 google.com
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy - All My Favorite Quotes - Google SitesEver expanding database of my favorite quotations from authors, politicians, musicians, comedians, actors and every day people. Plus: Quote of the Day, Quote  ...
 40  +14 hrlaws.com
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 41  ~ davidowen.netJack Handey , Real Deep - David Owenof the pretend Jack Handey have been featured—under the rubric “ Deep . Thoughts, by Jack Handey ”—on “Satur- day Night Live,” the show for which the real ...
 42  -5 phish.net
Phish.Net: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey"Whenever I see an old lady slip & fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't be ...
 43  ~ youngcleanlegit.wordpress.comDeep Thoughts by Jack Handey | The PhilosophunculistDeep Thoughts by Jack Handey . December 14, 2010 Michael Cedarwood Leave a comment Go to comments. “The memories of my family outings are still a ...
 44  +57 quotationspage.com
Quote Details: Jack Handey : I can picture in... - The Quotations PageI can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. Jack Handey , Deep  ...
 45  +18 matthewcornell.org
Deep Thoughts on personal productivity by Jack Handey - The Deep Thoughts on personal productivity by Jack Handey . Date Friday, August 3, 2007 at 9:29PM. Note: I'll be taking a break from blogging for the next three ...
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jack handey on TumblrFind and follow posts tagged jack handey on Tumblr. ... batman-who. # deep thoughts # jack handey · 321 notes. donrickles. #saturday night live#snl#lorne ...
 47  -12 gawker.com
Jack Handey Just Can't Win - GawkerJack Handey has written " Deep Thoughts " for Saturday Night Live, "Shouts and Murmurs" for The New Yorker, and last week published his first ...
 48  -10 ariel.com.au
Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey ) - Ariel ComputingDeep Thoughts (by Jack Handey ). Some time back I received by email a collection of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey and put them on this page. I recently ...
 49  -3 maximumfun.org
Podcast: Jack Handey , Author, TV Writer and Creator of " Deep Make a few clicks on the internet and you'll run across ten fake " Deep Thoughts ," and if you're lucky, a few real ones. Our guest Jack Handey  ...
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey -- or jokes that sound like deep This page contains Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey -- or jokes that just sound like Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey .