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 1  ~ babson.usDeep Thoughts by Jack Handy - babson.usDeep Thoughts by Jack Handy . When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
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Jack Handey - WikiquoteJack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is most famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large corpus of surrealistic one-liner jokes.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts QuotesJack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as ...
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Jack Handey Quotes - Page 1 - WorldofQuotes.Jack Handey Quotes from WorldofQuotes. Quotations by Jack Handey, Author and Fictional Character Creator, Born on February 25, 1949.
 6  ~ adelepham.comDeep Thoughts by Jack Handy - Adele Phamborrowed from Jack Handy . Please remind me why I'm supposed to love you. I suppose it could have been worse. You could've put me in a hair net so I'd look ...
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"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy . I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when ...
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Funniest Jack Handy Quotes (SNL) | ListologyA funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten ...
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Jack Handey - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaJack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey , a large body of surrealistic one-liner ...
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Deep Thoughts by Jack HandeyJACK HANDEY . The Only Official Deep Thoughts Site. All material copyright by Jack Handey . No Deep Thoughts may be reproduced or posted on websites ...
 11  ~ onhiatus.comSearch Results: Jack Handey - Deep Thoughts from Saturday Night Tony's Quote List Search Results for " Jack Handey - Deep Thoughts from Saturday Night Live" Areas searched: Author. Jack Handey - Deep Thoughts from  ...
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21 of the most memorable Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey quotes Sep 2, 2014 For the funniest and most memorable Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey quotes be sure to ...
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Love Quotes : 9 Wonderfully Absurd 'Deep Thoughts' By Jack HandeyBefore there were snarky internet memes — way back in the dark ages of the '90s — there were Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey . For the uninitiated, Deep ...
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Jack Handey Quotes - PixelJointJack Handey Quotes . Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have ...
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Deep Thoughts: Jack Handey : 9780425133651: Amazon.com: BooksDeep Thoughts [ Jack Handey ] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping ... These are great to memorize and randomly quote throughout the day. I love this book, I've ...
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Jack Handey Quotes (Author of The Stench of Honolulu) - Goodreads4 quotes from Jack Handey : 'If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make ever.. .
 20  -4 abestweb.com
Whats your favorite " Jack Handy " quote? - ABestWeb Affiliate Ok, heres a couple that made my top ten: 1. "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." 2. "I wish that I had a ...
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey - A Buddhist LibraryDeep Thoughts by Jack Handey . Genius or a mad man? It is for you to decide... Here are some quotes from Jack Handey , a television comedy writer, who spent ...
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Quote Details: Jack Handey : I can picture in... - The Quotations PageI can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. Jack Handey , Deep ...
 23  ~ iamkraze.comIamKrAzE.com » My Favorite Jack Handey Quotes (deep thoughts)Below are the “Deep Thoughts” quotes I loved the most by Jack Handey . The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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Jack Handey Quotes - 1 Science Quotes - Dictionary of Science Science Quotes by Jack Handey (1 quote ). I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after ...
 25  ~ aerogirlbangbang.tripod.comJack Handey Quotes ? - What in the world?? - TripodJACK HANDEY QUOTES . #1: It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. #2: If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, ...
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7 Funny Quotations from Jack Handey's The Stench of Honolulu The name Jack Handey may resonate with you. Fans of Saturday Night Live may associate the author with "Deep Thoughts," the subversive ...
 27  -3 coolsig.com
Jack Handy 1 - CoolsigOf SNL fame, this is Jack at his very best! One of my favourite sections. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and ...
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Jack Handy Praises the Human Body | Wellness | OutsideOnline.comWhen you think of the most amazing machine in the world, what do you think of? James Bond's car, right? But recently I had a thought that may ...
 29  -11 some-guy.com
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts - Some GuyJack Handey , Deep Thoughts by jack handey , SNL. ... Riddles and Facts and Quotes , Oh My! [ The Random Factor ] [ Random Thought Dispenser | Random ...
 30  ~ mutedwoo.comJack Handey Quotes - mutedwoo“Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be ...
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy - All My Favorite Quotes - Google SitesEver expanding database of my favorite quotations from authors, politicians, musicians, comedians, actors and every day people. Plus: Quote of the Day, Quote  ...
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 33  -14 newyorker.com
How I Want To Be Remembered - The New YorkerWe are gathered here, way far in the future, for the funeral of Jack Handey , the world's oldest man. He died suddenly in bed, according to his ...
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts..... [Archive] - Employers Forum -- Jack Handy Deep Thoughts To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, ...
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A Wise Man Once Said.... Fuzzy Memories by Jack HandeyQuotes from the wise, and not so wise! ... And now, Fuzzy Memories by Jack Handey ... [1-20][21-40]. When you're ten years old, and a car ...
 36  ~ jackhandeydonmiller.tumblr.comWho Said It: Jack Handey or Donald Miller?Welcome to a fun game: Guessing who said each quote . Was it the world's favorite Deep Thinker, Jack Handey ? Or was it New York Times Best-Selling ...
 37  ~ deeepthoughts.livejournal.comJack Handey's JournalBelow are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Jack Handey's LiveJournal: .... Are there any jack handey quotes that are not in any of his books ?
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey | Los Angeles | YelpDeep Thoughts by Jack Handey. in Humor & Offbeat
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Jack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS | FacebookJack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS. 14373 likes · 67 talking about this. The UNOFFICIAL Jack Handey DEEP THOUGHTS fan page! check out my other page ...
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Deep Thoughts -------------- By Jack Handey - MITDeep Thoughts -------------- By Jack Handey It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs. Dad always thought laughter ...
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Jack Handey - Generation TerroristsSeinfeldisms - Quotes . The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those ...
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Deep Thoughts on personal productivity by Jack Handey - The Deep Thoughts on personal productivity by Jack Handey. Date ... my love affair with the brilliant humorist Jack Handy (Wikipedia entry here).
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Jack Handey | Just-One-Liners.comshort humorous quotes , jokes, definitions, Murphy's Laws & more. Home · Contact. Saturday ... Jack Handey . Purchase books by Jack Handey at Amazon. com ...
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Jack Handey - IMDbJack Handey , Writer: Saturday Night Live. Jack Handey was born on February 25 , 1949 in San Antonio, Texas, USA. He is a writer and producer, known for ...
 45  ~ mikrostacker.tripod.comJack Handey quotes - the final gasp - TripodHave you ever seen a child, on his way to school, have a car drive past and splash him, and then he just stands there and thinks if he should just go to school or ...
 46  ~ rationology.comJack Handy Quotations - RationologyDeep Thoughts by Jack Handy . "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood ...
 47  ~ lookupquotes.comQuotes About Jack Handey - LookupQuotesBest collection of famous Jack Handey quotes . Browse our selections of quotes about Jack Handey.
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Jack Handey quotes ... Does anyone else find this guy hilarious Jack Handey Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might ...
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Deep Thoughts: Urges | Saturday Night Live - Yahoo Screen48 sec Deep Thoughts/Jack-o-Lantern. ... 11,600 views. Deep Thoughts/Jack-o-Lantern. Deep Thoughts ...
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Jack Handey Quotes - YourDictionaryjack handey Quotes February 25, 1949. Jack Handey is an American humorist. He is most famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large corpus of surrealistic one-liner  ...
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Jack Handey Quotes | Successories | Quote Database | Motivational The largest collection of Jack Handey quotes . Successories iQuote Quote database has gathered 22 of Jack Handey quotes . Search Jack Handey quotes .