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 1  +1 uq.edu.au
Computer one - liners - VisLabComputer one - liners . A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation. According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. A computer's attention span is ...
 2  +1 cybersalt.org
Computer One Liners - Part 1 | Clean Jokes | EntertainmentA joke list of funny computer one liners . ... Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked. hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? H lp!
 3  -2 makeuseof.com
55 Geeky One Line Jokes - MakeUseOf... and contagious. Infect yourself with 50 hilarious geeky one -line jokes . ... To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
 4  +5 guy-sports.com
Computer One - liners - Will and Guy's Funny Clean JokesFunny computer one - liners . 'I'm looking for a mystery adventure game you know, something really challenging ... Have you tried Vista?' 'Well,' replies the shop ...
 5  +95 computerjokes.net
Programmer " one liners " - Computer JokesProgrammer " one liners ". 'Hello World!' 17 errors, 31 warnings; It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it! (Bill Gates); 1024x768x256 Sounds like one mean  ...
 6  -2 kaila.pl
Canonical List Of Computer One LinersCanonical List Of Computer One Liners .... Last one out, turn off the computer ! .... ( chpp@unitrix.utr.ac.za) who contributed a great deal of jokes etc to this list.
 7  +34 commonplacebook.com
Computer One - Liners | commonplacebook.comComputers are like the Old Testament God — lots of rules and no mercy ... Posted in One - Liners Tagged with: funny lists, jokes , one - liners  ...
 8  ~ wbenton.tripod.comComputer Related One LinersHome : Computer & Technology Related Jokes : Computer Related One Liners ... Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Computers are not ...
 9  +5 raymondcamden.com
Friday Joke - Share your best geek one liner - Raymond Camden... Web Development. Friday Joke - Share your best geek one liner . ... “The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the ...
 10  ~ knonie.comSome funny computer one - liners … | Knonie's BlogError: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. • Press any key to continue or any other key to quit… • Smash forehead on keyboard to ...
 11  +40 stugon.com
Top 20+ Best Geek One Liner Jokes - GeekFun - StugonJokes and hilarious one liners are the best way to burn your fat while ... Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open ...
 12  -5 jokes4us.com
Microsoft Jokes - Microsoft One Liners JokesA collection of jokes about Microsoft. ... One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that MicroSoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the ...
 13  -5 stackoverflow.com
What is your best programmer joke ? - Stack OverflowWhen I teach introductory computer science courses, I like to lighten the mood with some humor. ... I was going to add that one , but I was too lazy to type it all out .
 14  -8 1funny.com
100 Funny One Liner Jokes | 1Funny.com100 Funny One Liner Jokes . 1. I have all the ... A computer once beat me at chess , but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 16. I want to die ...
 15  +3 spokesman.com
Programming one - liners - The Spokesman-ReviewPresenting the best programming one - liner JOKES I could find (compiled from the Stack ... Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.
 16  -1 ajokeaday.com
One Liners Jokes - A Joke a DayJokes ajokeaday.com - since 1995, over 4 million people get our politically- correct daily jokes via Email every month. your number one source for Jokes , Humor, ...
 17  +76 devtopics.com
Best Programming Jokes - DevTopicsOne mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
 18  -7 huffingtonpost.com
Science Jokes : 27 Geeky One - Liners Nerds Will Love (SLIDESHOW)Maybe this one: An ion meets his atom friend on the street and says he's lost an ... Science Jokes : 27 Geeky One - Liners Nerds Will Love (SLIDESHOW) .... A wife asks her computer scientist husband to go buy some food:.
 19  ~ providyn.comMonthly Joke – Top 10 Tech One Liners – Technical Support Atlanta A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human ... No Responses to “Monthly Joke – Top 10 Tech One Liners ” ...
 20  +5 bitcomedy.co.uk
bitcomedy.co.uk25 Classic One Liners | Bit ComedyA classic one - liner joke is a matter of taste. We all like the ... A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. - Emo Philips. 11.
 21  +46 funny-jokes-quotes.com
Jokes about IT - Funny Jokes & QuotesFunny jokes about internet, computers , gadgets, devices, programmers,
 22  +48 flooble.com
flooble :: fun(?) stuff :: Computer HumorHere's a list of "funny" computer one - liners . We put "funny" in ... If you are not a computer geek, you can find "regular people" jokes here. If do you find these ...
 23  -3 kidsjokesoftheday.com
One Liners Jokes -kids jokes of the dayOne Liners Jokes ,all of them are funny and clean here. ... Cheap dictionary One Liner joke 06/09. Politics one liner joke 05/12. Computer One liners jokes 04/26.
 24  +38 berro.com
Funny One Liners Best One Liners Smart Jokes - Joke from the Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. ... More funny jokes are listed on the left hand side or listed in the Jokes page. ... Gender of the Computer
 25  -6 mmo-champion.com
The Nerdy Jokes and One Liners Thread - Page 2 - MMO-ChampionThis is the Nerdy Jokes and One Liner Thread, basically all you do here is post jokes that the average person would consider nerdy or geeky.
 26  +74 kidsworldfun.com
Kids Jokes – Short, Funny One Liner Joke in English with Good MoralKids Jokes – find collection of good humorous short jokes , one liner jokes and funny jokes with moral for kids ... What could be a computer's favorite dance item ?
 27  +74 punoftheday.com
Puns about Technology (Hardware) - Pun of the Dayover 3,500 puns. Pun of the Day - Funny Puns, Jokes , and one - liners ... Talking to her about computer hardware I make my mother board. 3.7 stars. 6. People ...
 28  ~ autotrackfm.comHelen Keller Jokes One Liners - AutoTrack FM( One Liners ) Assassins do it from behind. Death is hereditary . This site may harm your computer . Tons of hilarious Helen Keller jokes and Helen Keller ...
 29  +72 free-funny-jokes.com
Black Jokes One Liners - Funny Jokes , Quotes, Memes and VideosHow can you tell when a black as been on your computer ? It is not there. Black Jokes One Liners 9. How did the black girl know her mother was on the rag?
 30  +22 tensionnot.com
One Liner Jokes | Really Funny Clean Jokes and HumorTop Funny Oneliner . A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
 31  +30 htw-saarland.de
Computer -Related Quotes and Jokesquotes and jokes . ... Dave Barry The only secure computer is one that's unplugged, locked in a safe, and .... for an array, leading to neat one - liners ; and Perl confuses everything period, making each line a joyous adventure .
 34  +32 businessinsider.com
Computer Tells Offensive Jokes - Business InsiderScientists Tried To Invent A Computer That Tells Jokes . ... The software program taught the computer how to create one - liners by pairing a ...
 35  -8 isham-research.co.uk
One -Line Joke Collection - Isham ResearchA collection of clean one line jokes - including some about Information Technology. ... The IT ones are at the bottom and there are drummer jokes too. The Devil's IT Dictionary is also ..... A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
 36  ~ stevenharper.comRodney Dangerfield's Best One - Liners | Steven B. HarperJoke Of The Day · Quote Of The Day · "A" List Archives · Computer Industry · Tech Support Calls ... Rodney Dangerfield's Best One - Liners ... I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.
 38  +63 nytimes.com
Can Computers Be Funny? - NYTimes.comAs it turns out, this is one of the most challenging tasks in computer science.
 39  +61 scientiasalon.wordpress.com
An artificial one - liner generator « - Scientia Salon - WordPress.comThe point here is that we follow the perfect structure of a one liner via this pathway. ... It has been said that a computer can't make up a joke .
 40  ~ looklaugh.comFunny Jokes Directory - Comedian Jokes & One Liners | Look Our Funny Joke Directory features the best jokes , quotes and one liners from your ... Drug Jokes ; Knock Knock Jokes ; College Jokes Jokes ; Computer Jokes  ...
 41  +45 funbull.com
Dirty Jokes One LinersOne Liners . Cute collection of Dirty Jokes One Liners . Hope you will enjoy these Dirty Jokes One Liners , Have a good time and fun with Dirty Jokes One Liners .
 43  +57 highonsms.com
One Liner Jokes SMS › My computer has the • HighOnSms – (25268)One Liner Jokes SMS(25268) - My computer has the Disney virus. Everything in it has gone Goofy.
 44  ~ funnyitjokes.comone - liners | Funny IT JokesBrowsing articles tagged with " one - liners ". Nov 29 2012. computers · A few IT jokes to get this blog rolling. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who  ...
 45  +1 fun-stuff-to-do.com
Laugh Factory | Funny One - Liners | Short Jokes - Fun Stuff To DoDozens of the latest funniest short clean one - liner jokes ! ... Here are a few really funny and cute blond jokes : Computer to Blond: PROGRAM SUCCESSFULLY ...
 46  +19 lol-jokes.com
one liners - LOL- Jokes .comone liners . "This won't hurt, I promise."... Submitted by laugh16 on Tue, the 3rd of October, 2000, 5:37 am ... Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
 47  +53 upenn.edu
canonical list of steven wright jokes - Computer & Information ScienceCANONICAL LIST OF STEVEN WRIGHT JOKES (AND LOOK-ALIKES). You know how
 48  -1 amazon.com
The Worlds Greatest One Liner Jokes - Kindle edition by Andrew The Worlds Greatest One Liner Jokes - Kindle edition by Andrew Campbell. ... Kindle device—with the FREE Kindle app for smartphones, tablets and computers . ... Short, one - liner jokes are quick to read, memorable and can be easily shared.
 49  -15 netfunny.com
The Oneliner file Annual [rec.humor.funny]at a time. Oneliner jokes are often ruined if read together in a bunch. ... File - What your secretary does to her nails when the computer is doing all of the work.
 50  +50 theweinerworks.com
An Artificial One - Liner Generator | The WeinerworksThe point here is that we follow the perfect structure of a one liner via this path way. ... It has been said that a computer can't make up a joke .
 51  -18 yahoo.com
Does anyone have any funny one liner jokes , Confucius says: about I don't have jokes about Confucius says stuff about computers . but I have heaps of other Confucius says ones. *Confucius says: Crowded ...
 52  +39 amazon.co.uk
One Liner Jokes - Amazon.co.ukOne Liner Jokes : The Ultimate Book: Funny One Liner Jokes ( Jokes for Kids Book ... device—with the FREE Kindle app for smartphones, tablets and computers .
 54  ~ defaria.comJokes : Steven Wright's One Liners - Andrew DeFariaSteven Wright's One Liners . Nothing says ... Computers · Contact .... One time my mind went all the way to Venus on mail order and I couldn't pay for it. I have a ...